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A police officer is walking around Srednja Vas (near Bohinj, Gorenjska county, North Slovenija). As he is walking, he notices some firewood stacked too close to the road. He sees a man working in his garden so he asks him if he knows who the wood belongs to. "No, i don't" goes the Srednjevasian, "but if it's in the way i can tell him."

Thanks Cecilija Tarman!